“Maybe you knew early on that your track was from point A to B–but unlike you, I wasn’t given a fucking map at birth, so I tried it all! That is until we-that’s you and I-got together, and suddenly, I was sated. Can’t you take some comfort in that? You turned out to be all I was ever looking for-the missing piece in the big fucking puzzle! Look I’m sorry I let you believe that you were the only guy I’d ever been with. I should’ve been more honest. But it seemed to make you feel special in a way that me telling you over and over again how incredible you are would never get across. Do you mean to tell me that while you have zero problem with me sleeping with half the women in New York city you have some sort of half-assed mealy-mouthed objection to pubescent antics that took place almost ten years ago? What the fuck is your problem?!”
