My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes, but I like danger.’ We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car is on fire, aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No, I knew this was going to happen.’ And then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
— Aziz Ansari
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