People not on the East Coast:HOLY CRAP HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY AND MAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
People on the East Coast:Lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bitch out there
People in New Jersey:There is a shark in my front yard.