SO...

Go to Five Guys with Chris. I spot a cute girl that works there. I turn to Chris and he immediately goes “You’re about to say something about that girl.”

Such a “Jak” looking girl.

Anyways. After we eat, we go outside and see her smoking a cigarette. Chris stands next to her and starts smoking.

She starts talking to us.

After about 10 minutes of talking, I ask her if she’d like to get a beer tomorrow (Even though I don’t drink, and don’t plan to.)

She says yes and asks for my number.

So I give her it.

As I walk away, I realize I only gave her 6 digits.

I AM SO SMART.