Who is Frank Turner?
How do I begin to explain Frank Turner?
Frank Turner is flawless.
He has two plaid shirts and a silver necklace.
I hear his hair’s insured for $10,000.
I hear he plays stadiums… in the UK.
His favorite books are about history.
One time he met Fat Mike at a show - and he told him he was pretty.
One time he punched me in the face…
It was awesome.